Obese Assassin

Obese Assassin
Obese Assassin, known formally as Corvo, is an extremely overweight and highly skilled assassin who first appeared in the 2012 Arkane Studios game, “Dishonored”. He wears an old, McDonalds bag as a mask, capri pants, and pink bunny slippers. His weapon of choice is a sharp folding blade, that is smaller than a katana but larger than a butter knife. Unlike his enemies (with the exception of a few), Obese Assassin has 360 lives, as he is 40 times as large as a cat, and therefore, has 40 times as many lives as a cat (40 x 9 = 360). In the game, Obese Assassin’s main goal is to assassinate his enemies (most of which are henchmen of his arch-nemesis, Slendy), and to protect his assumed daughter, Emily. His most famous and commonly used motto is, “it’s snack time motherfuckers”, which he cries out promptly before stabbing his victims.

Personality
Obese Assassin is a rather peppy, although sometimes brooding man. He is very passionate when it comes to snacks (his favorite being apricot tartlets), and becomes sad if he hasn’t eaten anything for an extended period of time. Although a skilled assassin most of the time, he is rather clumsy when it comes to using the magical aspect of his skill set (particularly blinking), which often causes him minor embarrassment and in extreme circumstances, death.

Strengths
Aside from being an extremely talented assassin, Obese Assassin is also very skilled in the art of snackcraft and persuasion.

Weaknesses [2]
When deprived of apricot tartlets for an extended period of time, Obese Assassin suffers from severe B.A.D., or Britannia Accentus Disorder, which causes an increase in British tendencies often affecting the vocal cords. Although the disease has no harmful effects and is not contagious, it is often advised that he keep apricot tartlets with him at all times should the severity ever worsen to the extent of being dangerous. Another weakness is his cankles, which are often inflamed from the intense physical activity that he endures. weaknesses (in which falling causes discomfort in the ankle-area).

Quotes
"It's snacktime motherfucker"

"Snack on this knife"

"Apri-caught yah bitch"